Oh god. Here we are again. It’s like no time has passed at all but apparently it’s been two whole months or something? I don’t even know. I’m missing the trainwreck known as the Grammys for this so I hope everyone appreciates my sacrifice. As …
Before I get started with this week’s recap, I must right a grievous oversight from last week. When Negan asked Carl to sing and Carl sang “You Are My Sunshine”, Evil Rob made a crack that he should have sung “Carl Poppa”, and I was …
Herewith: This week’s recap of The Walking Dead! Oh but wait. This walker still has some nonsense she wants to say. Whatever, whiner. People come here FOR spoilers. On with it! Oh great. Another 90 minute episode. What have we all done to deserve this? …
Oh look! It’s that naggy “no spoilers” zombie again! We’ve talked about this. It’s a recap. There are spoilers. There are ALWAYS spoilers. Let’s begin. Oh but wait. Check out this cute photo from AMC of the best moment from last week’s episode: Okay. Moving …
Jesus looks like a bad combination of Jared Leto and Michael McDonald circa 1970. It’s real weird.
SPOILERS! MORE SPOILERS! AND A FEW MORE SPOILERS! Oh god you guys. It’s a 90-minute episode. I honestly don’t know if I can survive 90 minutes of this after the week we’ve all had. We open on Michonne and Rick, awkwardly sleeping. I feel …